Oh Penny. Penny, Penny, Penny. I love you, and I love your babies, and you're at the perfect age to be a mother. But....did you have to run with that boy next door? I hope it was worth it. The father won't be in the picture, he got himself trucked off to auction. Guess who'll be raising this baby? ME! Grandma! That's who!
What kind of future is this unplanned miracle going to have? At least its parents are both amateur athletes. It oughta be able to jump the moon, and it'll be fast and well built.
Meanwhile, you're only 11. Don't let that baby belly make you look so swaybacked! Posture, girl, posture!
What kind of future is this unplanned miracle going to have? At least its parents are both amateur athletes. It oughta be able to jump the moon, and it'll be fast and well built.
Meanwhile, you're only 11. Don't let that baby belly make you look so swaybacked! Posture, girl, posture!
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